Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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