we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
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Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
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I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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