Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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