these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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