It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
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are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
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Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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