he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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