i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
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I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
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We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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