And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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