Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
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