Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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