why didn't you poke me back
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
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