Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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