Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
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I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
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I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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