Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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