Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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