definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
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I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
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I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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