she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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