Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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