When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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