Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
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I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
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Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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