they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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