You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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