but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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