her vagine was all disorganized.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
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