32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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