I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Never underestimate the power of titties
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
Randomize
