I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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