school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
How's work?
Spinning.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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