we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
