god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
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you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
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I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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