Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
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Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
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One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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