whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
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there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
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I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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