What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
handjob tips. give me some.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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