her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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