And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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