well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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