bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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