Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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