Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
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I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
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Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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