she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
He shit in the fireplace
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