A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
Randomize