She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
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My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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