I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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