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• (858): View more from California

  Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?

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• (619): View more from California

  I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?

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• (805): View more from California

  Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again

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