Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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