Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
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She's never allowed to turn 21 again
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
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Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week