Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
21 Embarrassing Stories From Adults Who’ve Crapped Their Pants
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
My bed is full of blood and feathers
21 People Confess What It’s Really Like At An Orgy
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.