Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.