Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
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I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?