Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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