Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Girls should come with a carfax report
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
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I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
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Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.