we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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