Having a random hookup so left but love u
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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