super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
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she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
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I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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