Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Randomize
