ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
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is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
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We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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