I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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